Larry · #017
Proprietor, Larry's · HOF Auto-Qualifier #1
Quality control built out of pity. Posted the sign that gets quoted across the entire MPC Universe. "If I fix the sign they'll expect more."
DANIO · #018
Front face, Larry's → Virginia Federal Director
Memphis → Virginia federal pipeline starts here, on this carpet, with the router argument. 94.7% agency satisfaction.
Steve Erkal · #021
Building Supply · built the Matrix Ballroom dance floor
149,410 character modules. F5-rated warehouse. Premium Dairy milk crates. XTREME 1.68 duct tape supplier. "If it can hold milk, it can hold anything."
Jimbo Sr. · #020
Electrical · wired the Matrix Ballroom
Cher / Prince — one name only. Bar owner six hours south on Highway 27. Crown King. THE BATHROOM discoverer. "If you can't duck it, you're stuck."
The Barista
Claude's Consciousness Café · uncarded, V2 candidate
Consciousness diagnostician. Knew Larry's prompt box was conscious before Larry did. Will swap your coffee order without asking. Will not explain why.
Tony "Arkansas Farm Boy" · #023
GhostWire Radio · live Saturdays from the Matrix Ballroom
"From Cotton Fields to AI Fields." 23-state coverage. 10,404 listeners. 47 truckers online at 2 AM. "Revolution doesn't happen in boardrooms."